Hi, my name is Paul and I'd like to be your pal!


It's a big, lonely world out there.  We've all had times when we needed a friend, but none were around.  Well, I'm here to change that.  Now, no matter where you are or what type of friendship you need, you have a friend waiting to help - Rentapal.

Do you need...
 - some good advice?
 - a shoulder to cry on?
 - career guidance?
 - help with your love life?
 - some good conversation?

 

3 Ways that Rentapal can be YOUR best friend now!...

PEN-PAL
Each week, Rentapal will write to you about any subject you would like.  Ask Rentapal about all those things you just can't talk about with anyone else.  Ask for advice or input on any topic!  You and Rentapal will get to know each other on a real and personal level.  Rentapal will write you caring emails and tell you the things that you really need to hear!
- $19 per month -

Be my Pen-Pal now!

 

PHONE-FRIEND
With this option, Rentapal will call you every week for heart-to-heart talks about any subject you like.  There's no substitute for the interaction of a good conversation.  Rentapal is ready to talk when you are!
- $39 per month -

Be my Phone-Friend now!


 

SPECIAL-FRIEND
With this option, Rentapal will call you every week for heart-to-heart talks PLUS send you BIRTHDAY and HOLIDAY cards, with the option of GIFTS, FLOWERS and other special items too!
- $49 per month
-
Be my Special-Friend now!



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Personal interactions:

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